ADVERTISING CLANGERS AND TYPOS

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Just like one of the family.

FOR SALE: Large German Shepherd dog, very friendly, great Family pet, easy to care for - will eat anything, especially fond of small children.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine foods expertly served by waitresses in appetising forms.

Dinner Special - Turkey £5.35; Chicken or Beef £6.30; Children £2.50.

For sale: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

For sale: A quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat size 8 and fur collar.

Four poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too!

Wanted: Fifty girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand

No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.

For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.

For Sale.Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.

8 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings.

Great Dames for sale.

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

Tired of cleaning yourself ? Let me do it.

Save regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it.